Here's his bio:
"Name: Justin
Bio I'm 28. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says."
"Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for
you, some
are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More.
Me."about 6
hours ago from web
"Your brother
brought his baby over
this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't
stand for shit. Just sat
there. Big let down."11:35 AM
Aug 20th from web
"Love this
Mrs. Dash. The bitch can
make spices... Jesus, Joni (my mom) it's a joke. I
was making a joke! Mrs. Dash
isn't even real dammit!"11:28 AM
Aug 19th from web
"The dog is
not bored, it's a
fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him
a fucking rubix cube.
He's a god damned dog."12:43 PM
Aug 18th from web
"My flight lands at 9:30 on
Sunday...You want to
watch what? What the fuck is mad men? I'm a mad man if you
don't pick me the
hell up."4:42 PM
Aug 15th from web
"When I used
to live in Los
Angeles, I used to step in human feces a lot."11:13 AM
Aug 5th from web
"I didn't live
to be 73 years old
so I could eat kale. Don't fix me your breakfast and
pretend you're fixing
mine."1:24 PM
Aug 3rd from web
5 comments:
That reminds me of that site (now gone) called www.grazygrandpa.com. The webmaster (webmistress? - it was a female) did the same thing with her grandfather - complete with pictures.
It was cruel and cool all rolled into one.
Hell, I meant to type www.crazygrandpa.com. That does make the sentence make more sense.
dear me
I hope the old man realizes he is the laughing stock of the twitter world !
Funny, crazy, funny. This post makes me wanna collect nutty Tweets & Facebook Wall posts.
Aww, I just emailed that site to you because Rob had it on his fb. It is so great.
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