Surrounded by colleagues, and prodded,
Encircled, encouraged by that myriad,
Five times Velinda tried,
Navel aligned, mind applied
And broke that pine plank…on her period.
No, you really aren't the nicest person you know. - One thing that a young child I was blessed with was self-consciousness, and too much of it at that. Growing up I felt awkward, uncorridinated and ugl...