Female friend in happy relationship:
"But how do you know you're gay? Why don't you just try women?"
(trans. Let's get back to me.)
Gay single male friend:
"Just give up. Puh-lease. It's all hopeless."
(trans. just get drunk.)
Single female friend who's found God:
"I think it's just not in God's plan. Maybe He wants something else for you."
(trans. God hates fags?)
Straight female friend in unhappy relationship:
"But how do you know you're gay? Why don't you just try women?
(trans. you could marry me!)
Straight married male friend:
(trans.: Gee, I've never not been in a happy relationship or rejected. Sorry. Sounds bad.)
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