Aug 13, 2009

Seven more big ones

to quote TJB: "That hateful, hateful Peenee has tagged us so often, we fear that we have his handprints permanently seared into our buttocks." Here are his directions: "List seven of your personality traits, as evidenced on your blog and then pass the award on to seven other blogs with notable personality."

1.I'm shameless thief: that quote up there, blog ideas, pictures online, stuff from the trash, cast off boyfriends. My dumpster diving is legendary. Add to this two other related traits: I'm cheap and I'm poor.

2.I'm ornery. I don't often follow these meme rules, or any rules, but then I'm ornery enough to follow them to the letter every now and then, just to keep you on your toes.

3.I'm a killer. (Ok, maybe it was only squirrel hunting, but I have a gun, and I can use it...well, sorta). Remember, as I've mentioned here before, I have an entire branch of family in jail currently.

4.I'm envious. I envy other people's houses, their style, their blogs, their writing skills, and especially their relationships....the list goes on and on and on.

5.I'm insecure enough to desire flattery and attention. I'm a leo, what can I say?

6.I'm still a bit naive, though I prefer to think of it as "idealistic." See multiple examples filed under "dating".

7.I have the musical tastes of a 60 year old black woman, which actually works out perfectly.


ayem8y said...

Seven of the best qualities anyone could ask for in a man.

I’m especially attracted to the killer part.

And might I say that I think you would make for a very vivacious 60 year old black woman...

mrpeenee said...

I have a vision, a vision of you and the Renuzit lady on a moonlit night, cranking up Etta James and taking potshots at the gator across the street until the cops show up.

jason said... two are just flattering me now, I can tell.
Go on...(blushes)

JUSTIN said...

I'm still a bit naive, though I prefer to think of it as "idealistic."

Hi-Five yo'! I feel you.

Jill said...

I'm envious of your blog and your writing have such a great mellow sense of humour.

Salty Miss Jill said...

Um, you forgot fabulous.
Happy birthday!

MJ said...

Try to stay out of prison.

Orange isn't your colour.

Miss Janey said...

Miss J could say that all these qualities apply to her. In fact, if someone tags her with this meme, she WILL plagiarize this.

mrpeenee said...

Wait, wait, wait. What is all this birthday stuff?

Elizabeth said...

"Musical taste of a 60 year old black woman" works for me! Those 60ish year-old black women - Aretha Franklin, Mavis Staples, Bettye LaVette, Etta james - Rock it pretty hard!

Stephen said...

mrpeenee tagged ma also, the brute!
But that brought me to your blog, which I am happy about.
You have quite the interesting outlook on life, young man.
Her is mine: