Apr 29, 2015

Look up!

So Monday it was all raining boxcars down here,


but this afternoon I look up and see this:

It's like a Christmas miracle, y'all!

Apr 28, 2015

Eight things I hate.

1.People telling me to "smile"  (why no, I wasn't in a bad mood, until now. Thanks a lot)
2. People who have never even had my job telling me how to do my job.
3. The. Never. Ending. Talking.

4. The. Never. Ending. Humidity
5. Having to get dressed up every morning

6. The potholes around here

7. People who pee on the freaking toilet seat
8. The phone

Apr 15, 2015

Still Life

Bible on Urinal

(seen tonight @TGIFridays) 

Hmmm...call me old fashioned, but I'm not sure I appreciate this.


Apr 12, 2015

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Apr 10, 2015

have a great weekend!

recently seen things that I do not own:

Venus caught in a rain shower of oil. (The height of sophistication in my childhood)
Portrait of Dominique Devereux (to hang facing the Alexis Carrington Colby portrait in my mind)
Full scale model of the US capitol (with ceramic magnolia and wooden Xmas elf)
10 full feet of model ship (to suspend from ceiling...or to put in the bathtub)
French perfume dispenser (to replace the Renuzit Adjustable in my bathroom)

Apr 7, 2015

Billie's Holiday

In honor of the divine Lady Day's 100th, here's a little quiz.

What do Billie and I have in common?

a. Both sing a mean "Lover Man" in the shower.
b. both portrayed on the silver screen by Diana Ross.
c. Both photographed by legendary photographer Herman Leonard
d. That pesky heroin habit.
e. A and C

image via jonnodotcom

thought for the day...

Apr 6, 2015

Just. Wrong.

(recently seen items that actually exist)
Bible Origami: in case your regular origami is a tad too Satanic
Electric Gravy Boat Warmer: for the countless times you've wished you had an electric gravy boat warmer
Dog Hair: for "the fashion conscious hound"
Mexican gnomes: for the multicultural lawn display

Fair and Handsome skin lightener: for that big job interview

Cotton Candy Yogurt: like a circus.... of yogurt!
Guy Fieri Chip Clips: to shut this stupid douche's fat mouth up clip your chips!
Velveeta Ranch Salad Dressing: to accurately simulate vomit in cute practical jokes

Lawn Jockey: to decorate your lawn after you've used Fair and Handsome