Don't cheat by going here
I said, don't cheat.
Sheesh.
Tilda Swinton and Julianne Moore at THE ROOM NEXT DOOR Paris Screening
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It feels like The Room Next Door has cycled out of the awards conversation,
but stars Tilda Swinton and Julianne Moore are still out here on these
street...
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You have a crush on all of them? Oh wait...you slept with all of them? They all have tattoos? They are all biologically female? They are actors currently working in New Orleans? They like to spread their legs? They all live together in that apartment behind yours? They are all over 50? They share the same Mama? Each is an ex-con?
I have to cheat now...so...bye.
OMG! I was right. You slept with them all.
You dated them all? (Now I gotta check my answer.)
Ex houseboys. Yours.
They're all Ayem8y's clients?
“They're all Ayem8y's clients?”
Yeeeesss, as I twiddle my sinister moustache, they’re all clients of mine...the “Tranny Butcher of Pensacola”.
They are all so freaking hot? Because they are hawt baby. Yeah.
you wanted me to cheat, so i did. wow. they're so brave, i'm in awe.
They have such better bodies than mine.
(depressed)
I agree with the anonymous depressive.
these are all former insanely jealous and possessive imaginary boyfriends of mine.
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