In line, McDonalds,
dainty Vietnamese girl
on Iphone with friend:
"Shit, where y'all be at?
Bitches agga-vatin' me."
(violent teeth suck)
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3 comments:
One day, you should compile all of your overheards for publication.
such poetry, I stick with Yeats.
I can hear the (violent teeth suck)now as only a Nawlin's gal can do.
Pensacola gals do the (Violent weave scratch)with equal venom.
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