Guest to host:
"What they call that in Vietmuhnese? You know, that fruit? They white, and they serve it on a branch? Oh, and they be tastin' like cum? No, I mean it. I ain't shittin'! "
"I think they call it 'knock knock' or something like that? What they call that? I want to get some more."
Me: "uh...so. What's this we're watching again, Wall-e? Is it good...."