Not to brag or anything, but Facebook's handy dandy "Are You Interested" feature
for the pathetic and desperate* lets me* know that :
"Clarence", here,
"40 in Plain Dealing, LA is interested in YOU!"
Such a dilemma.
I mean, which do I click?
Yes (anonymous)
Yes (let them know)
Skip
Why isn't there an "all of the above" button?
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Is that a man in drag? It might be worth a little fun to say 'yes' just to see what happens. Could make for a hilarious blog post.
What do you have to loose? I mean at worst it could be another cautionary dating tale and at best it could be true love.
This is why I do not Facebook! That and I have two distinct set of friends that shan't twain.
I tried it and the first person to knock on my door was my Aunt Linda...and then several gay friends...don't want my Aunt Linda to know about them, just yet.
Oh, you know I clicked "interested."
I'm just bored enough to.
No response.
I think "Clarence" there is a hot commodity.
And he's not one of your "gay friends" is he? Or maybe he's your Aunt Linda?
Miss J will want details of this meet-up.
Now is your chance to quickly decorate a la Auntie Mame and entertain Clarence! Dress to impress like Clarence with pressed starched button down shirt over wife beater.
Oh my!!! I love pugs!!! I want one
some people just wake up lucky. you should also buy a lottery ticket today.
Oh yeah, I been knowing Clarence. They used to call him "The Belle of Angola."
I'll pay all expenses for the meeting just to the story afterward.
I feel like I'm living in a beautiful dream ever since I deleted my Facebook account.
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