"So, do that mean you want Mandarin earn-jizz witchurs too?
You see up dere in dat picture...in dat cup? Mandarin earn-jizz."
(Wendy's cashier...in Anita Baker (circa "Rapture") wig and tattooed eyebrows arched one fourth of an inch too high....to the tiny, elderly Indian couple in front of me.)
Night Crumbs - I am writing this on my phone while stomach down on a bed in the ER, because all of my internal organs blew out of my ass when I read the earth-shattering ...