Musical Monday: WHITE CHRISTMAS
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Darlings, it’s time once again for our annual Christmas tradition (now in
its 18th year, if you can believe it), the perennial “White Christmas,”
done up...
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open your eyes,nancy! its my magic wiping wand!
it's the new Snuggie! what an awesome party accessory. i can't wait for the onslaught of photos :-D
yeah i think you're gonna make more of a mess with that thing.
And for a really good clean, one can use sandpaper!!!
Oh, Jason, you've always got the goods!
This reminds me of the 'Simpsons' epsiode where Homer had to clean himself with a rag on a stick.
Nice how it's marketed towards people with OCD, too.
Buy this and "The Keeper" for a fabulous gift combo!
Questions:
1. So what in the world happened to toilet paper in "the 1880s!"? Is that when they put it on a roll? Just wondering......
2. Who washes the Comfort Wipe and can they maintain their dignity while doing so?
"Being a big guy has its advantages. And its disadvantages."
Such as being too damn fat to wipe your own ass? This is too, too funny.
I thought that was what the Swiffer Duster was for.
"Lost your range of motion." That is a great song, book or blog title. My imagination was going wild as I heard those descriptions and testimonials, but I kept telling my imagination to shut up.
Best quote: "Being a big guy has its advantages...and its disadvantages."
One hundred years of toilet paper? When will we see that centennial celebration?
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