Classic Extra Large Wolf Howling t-shirt.
Classic New Balance "running" shoes
Classic acid washed jeans, size 20ish (?)
Classic Coach "Zoe" bag, (retail $398.00)
I could verify its authenticity only because I have been schooled in this matter by a coworker who, unlike with her hair, demands authenticity in Coach purses.
It all made me wax philosophical:
Where do we, as a culture, put our priorities?
If a lone wolf howls in the forest, does anyone hear it?
Does the purse bring class, or is it the cash inside of it?
Is life, like the mullet, just one big exercise in paradox?
Why do I sound like Carrie Bradshaw?
Why did I see that Sex in the City movie anyway?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?