Apr 6, 2010

pop quiz




The above is:

A. The cache of Tiffany J., a white girl from Westwego, tragically stomped to death at a Stevie B concert in 1989.

B. Mine

C. The cache of a 40 something black man who beats the wall in a drunken rage every Saturday at 11 a.m. while screaming at the top of his lungs about having to pay back child support.

D. Rescued stolen by me from the trash.

E. Gay

F. Overflow from the Smithsonian

G. The cache of Paul Lekakis, who now lives below me and beats the wall in a drunken rage every Saturday at 11 a.m.

H. All of the above

7 comments:

Lucia said...

I. rescued from the trash they were your mothers!

Miss Janey said...

None of the above. Its the only "stuff" in the world that Miss J hasn't yet collected...

oyster said...

I like to think that it's all of the above.

Margaret said...

Trash rescue cuz that's what you do outa skool. "No school today?" "Nooo, it's Saturday!"

ayem8y said...

G. The cache of Paul Lekakis, who now lives below me and beats the wall in a drunken rage every Saturday at 11 a.m.

Really Paul Lekakis lives downstairs from you?

Does he do that naughty thing with the watermelon like he used to do?

Paul Lekakis said...

I do not have a "cache."

MJ said...

D. Rescued stolen by me from the trash.

It's your calling in life.