"It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb."
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All male readers must now tell us the length of their thumbs.
I would, but the extraordinary length of my thumb makes it too difficult to type much.
Let's have a look at your feet then.
You know what they say about shoe size.
Did you know that Mr. Peenee has size 13s?
You got me. I was looking at my thumb and thinking, "Hmmmmm . . . "
I was thinking of incorporating the thumb measure into my next dating scenario.
Also the man's ring finger is longer than his index finger so you can tell a tranny by her longer ring finger. Women have shorter ring fingers.
I think a man's nose is in direct correlation to his penis. Shape and size and so forth.
It's true.
Sorry, what were you saying? Where's that damn tape measure anyway?
I'm very glad you did not showcase penis shadows. Or is that next?
Despite all of my blinking, I managed to finish the post. I did glance at my thumb though. Good thing I'm not a man.
i've been known to exclaim, "why, i'm all thumbs!"
The Main Man...size 14...Ha!
I blink alot (flirtatiously) so that I can see more of his thumbs.
Why aren't there any rulers in my damn office!!
There are unfortunate exceptions to that thumb rule holds up... She dated a man once whose peen was smaller than her own thumb... It was a short-lived romance. Get it?
That thumb thing is pure nonsense...
My thumb is not 10 centimetres long!
Big thumbs = big gloves.
Cute post (much like yourself)! ;)
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