A.
Something chic.
Advantages: I'm sure I have everything needed already.
Disadvantages: All those
sedity, bourgie bitches out there.
B.
Something sacred.
Advantages: I'll score some change from the crowd.
Disadvantages: I'm an autumn. Pink is a bad color for me.
C. 
Something classic
Advantages: I won't have to shave (much).
Disadvantages: PETA
D.
Something to honor my astrological sign (Largeblackgayius)
Advantages: Lots of white boy phone numbers.
Disadvantages: camel
toe.
E.
Something to honor our valiant forefathers.
Advantages: available at Woolworths
Disadvantages: vinyl burn.
F.
Something patriotic. (like Popeyes chicken)
Advantages: The smell of chicken grease. mmmm
Disadvantages: I'd have to
shave.
11 comments:
Miss J has to vote for A sister in her Gucci. Her wide stance will allow plenty of room for Mr. Jason's man-parts and may come in handy if Mr. Jason encounters Larry Craig in a men's room.
What Miss J. said!
Also Super Popeyes Girl could have advantages too, like a big box of chicken with biscuits and gravy you’d be very popular. I don’t know why you think you’d have to shave?
I have my costume idea post coming up for you tomorrow.
Go for the C option. One should always seize an opportunity to annoy PETA.
Let's hold Jason down and shave him.
Do keep us posted.
I think I'll go as a swine flu virus. Or a princess.
put on a snout and some wings and go as swine flu.
the gucci.
For option D., just turn that disadvantage into a moose knuckle and get even more phone numbers.
I say wear them all. In alphabetical order.
There seems to be a real "furry" theme going on here...
Well, I dunno. But that first one just says "Love that chicken from Popeyes".
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