Nov 25, 2012

Champagne Slim

Just finished putting up my little Target Xmas tree...for first time in years. Why not, right? What the hell.

Actually, "Six and a Half Foot Champagne Slim" is how I dream of being referred to one day.

Nov 19, 2012

Let's play The Biglots Magical Mystery Game!

A. "The Fine Art" section of Biglots
B. The Venus of Willendorf
C. Mom
D.  Your deepest fear
E. All of the above 


A. Fairy
B. Princess
C. Princess and Fairy
D. Fairy and Princess
E.  None of the above


A. White Trash
B. Better than MoonPie Eau de Cologne
C. Heaven in a cup
D. White Trash
E. None of the above


A.Hello Kitty chewing gum
B. Hello Kitty barrettes
C. Hello Kitty jewelry box
D. Hello Kitty's Manhunt profile
D. None of the above

thought for the day


Bye holy days

So, I took down my old calendar from the refrigerator today...

(thanks to msh)

But it's still not quite time to replace it with the new (sadly, all too Gentile) one I bought today yet. 

Meanwhile, I've been in complete limbo since Tishrei 14.

Nov 16, 2012

Somehow or another...

I find myself on the Hermes catalog mailing list. How'd that happen?
I'm guessing Dollar Tree sold them my name.

Nov 11, 2012

It's that time of the year

Time to leave a capful of Advil out for Santa
And deck the christmas trees with acrylic wigs

Yes, it's the post Halloween /pre Xmas season at Target again.

Nov 9, 2012

Nov 4, 2012

six attempts at humor badly photographed

@TJ Craigslist Maxx
@Burger King

@Chinese buffet
 @a wall

Nov 1, 2012


So, last night was Halloween....or something.
Is that right?
I was a corpse...
a corpse in bed by 7 p.m., dead tired.

Today was All Saints Day...and I was a saint...
or something.

A thankless13 hour work day.
Another one, I mean.

With just enough time for a quick trip to McDonald's before bed....a scant 9 hours before

I'm out there shaking it again for the money.