Mar 22, 2015

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Erin Go Bragh-less

Only here in the land of dreamy dreams, would I get stopped in traffic for  the traditional Five-Days-after-St. Patrick's-Day parade.

Of course, nothing says "Happy St. Patrick's Day!" like Dracula's coffin, am I right?

Unless it's Magraritas O'Maracas
And of course the several tons of cabbage, potatoes green vomit beads littering the highway

                                    Five days without a parade, and the city goes into withdrawal. 

Mar 3, 2015

Disgusting filth from around town

Filthy Muff-a-liciousness in the windows
Shower with a Tricky Dick at the thrift stores

Lips and more lips in the Co-ops
Scatological Suppers in the discount stores
Homosexual pornography in the record stores

Homosexual pornography in the record stores

TMI at the burger joints
Big giant cocks on the walls