|A. (for Angry)|
|B. (for Basket)|
|C. (for Cigarette)|
D. (for Doody)
|E. (for Evil)|
|F. (for Fear)|
|G. (for Gee)|
(this last one, of course, is what hooked me in)
Love doll with strong breasts and realistic vibrating cock.
This doll came with lumpy breasts. The left boob deflated within a few minutes.
And frankly, the dong isn't very secure. You might want to buy a female love doll and a realistic dong with a suction cup bottom, because that's all he/she really is. This reporter feels betrayed."
"Virtually Marilyn Star
Apparently, someone thought four-color printing might make Marilyn here look a little more realistic and loveable.
Her breasts are described as luscious and squeezable, and she comes dressed in red and black lingerie.
Three openings, all of which vibrate.
What a beauty."
"Florence from The Jeffersons
We really are moving on up. Who could ever forget Marla Gibbs' laser sharp, tart-tongued sass mouth of a maid? Sometimes it seemed like she and Mr. J would never see eye to eye.
Enjoy fucking her face all you want during Nick at Nite.
Chocolate-colored inflatable plastic. Three openings. Does not perform housekeeping on the weekends."
|(Harry Potter and) the Secret Closet of Walker/Bedpans (@thrift store)|
|Knight riding octopus (@ craft store)|
|Marilyn Monroe Jack in the Box (@ consignment shop)|
|Emaciated lion (@ Seafood restaurant)|
|Taxidermied baboon (@ coke machine)|
|Eight feet of German Coke bottle (@ consignment shop)|
|Eight feet of silk flower arrangement (@ craft store)|
|Creepy porcelain foreskin vases (@Target)|
|Velveeta Lady (@ eye level over Italian restaurant's urinal)|
|Papa (not Margaux) Hemingway|
|The hipster Ezra Pound|
|The elegant Mr. Hawthorne|
|The dreamy Mr. Rupert Brooke|
|Rough trade Kerouac|
|The dashing Dr. Chekhov|
|The dapper Mr. Mishima|