Jun 26, 2015


This is a wonderful day!

And my first thought is joy, especially for the couples I know.
I think of people like Edie and Thea.   This here is real love, people.

But maybe I'm just greedy, I just hope it leads to something more.
I mean I can't help but think about the rest of the world. So many people are in danger of death for being gay.
I feel like a Debbie Downer even writing this, but it weighs on my mind whenever gay marriage is mentioned.

Of course, more petty of me is the fact that if I were to get married, I'd be promptly fired.  Somehow that's still legal.

Even more pettily, ain't nobody wanting to date me around here....let alone marry me.
But I digress..

I'm happy for the explosion of rainbows and expressions of love all over the internet today.
 I just hope it's the beginning of more.

Jun 24, 2015

vocabulary lesson

I don't know, I'm feeling pretty darn Exulansis-ish lately. How about you?

Jun 15, 2015


Sadly, tonight one of the best parts of Louisiana history, the lovely Blaze Starr, has gone on to the burlesque stage in the sky. 

Ten things I may need...

1.This record player (for the parties I don't have)
2. This Lalanne bar (for the parties I don't have)
3.This lawnmower (for the lawn I don't have)
4.This French teevee (for the tv I don't watch)
5. these toothbrush cases (for my next trip to Mars)
6. This Chinese moon bed (for the Chinese Guest room)
7. The I Dream of Jeanie playset (for the nursery)
8. This toaster (Gay porn brunch anyone?)

9.This miniature Sarcophagus Ring and Double bladed ring (for emergencies)

10. This inspirational stone (For inspiration)

Jun 8, 2015

A-porn-tment Therapy

I recently stumbled upon this treasure trove of images of Furnishing in 70s Porn.
Frankly, it's more interesting than Apartment Therapy.  

Here are a few decorating hints I've gleaned from them:

1. A lovely impromptu dining area bed can be created with two cocktail tables

2. Art is not just paintings. Masks, frisbees, even hand dipped beeswax dildos can all be hung on the wall

3. Supergraphics (and loafers) have an impact

4. An earthy rug is the perfect anchor to a room (and hides all manner of stains)
5. Don't be afraid of pattern mixing (or mixing whiskey, vodka and Coke)
6. One can never have too many plants...or French maids.

Jun 4, 2015

Summer. Camp.

Here at Camp NIHG, we offer a variety of important life skills.
Here are just a few of the merit badges offered
Camp Sensibility
Greco-Roman "Culture"

Wasting Time

Physical Arts

Diva Worship