Jul 16, 2010

How to have style (for the ladies)


1. Keep things light and breezy....in your conversation and in your crotch


2. Tease your hair, before it teases you.


3. Coordinate with your partner, and your couch.

4. Draw attention to your best features


5. Animal prints are a classic.




6. Don't be afraid to be sexy.

11 comments:

Miss Janey said...

What? The cast gets no mention?

Silly Monkey said...

#2 can't possibly be a real woman. Can it?

madtexter (corey james) said...

Three words: Hot ghetto mess.

Dean Grey said...

LOL at #1, 2, and 5!

-Dean

Kim Hambric said...

Makes me afraid to leave the house. #6 looks exactly like my crazy cousin. Her banner would simply read "crazy."

normadesmond said...

i smell a best selling coffee table book!!!

hayward said...

I think Miss Light and Breezy would kick all of our butts if she felt inclined to do so.

Jill said...

First one...gotta cool the cat

Second one...I think that's a dude.

Fabulastic said...

I think they all are as distasteful as your new header.

Really Jason, what is that hideous thing with a pug, a zipper and a castle?


You deserve a better one!

David Toms said...

Jason, I am a bit disapointed that you have used that photo of me I gave you to headline your post. That was given to you so that you would have something to remember me by, howver it seems that now you are making a mockery of the day we first met!

Thombeau said...

There's so much NO here I don't even know where to begin!