Jul 15, 2010

chronological complaining

Noon: Waited 2 hours at the DMV....to get a new license...which makes me look like I have a mullet (ok, more bragging there than bitching.)

1:00 pm to 2:00 pm : Lost a hubcap....somewhere between Target #1 and Target #2.

Noon: Drove out to the suburbs to see a showing of Inception listed for 12:01: "Oh, no, baby, that's at midnight, hon."

12:30 pm: Fell flat on my face in McDonald's trying to pick up 5 pennies to put in Ronald McDonald's tip jar.
The floor tasted better than the hamburger.

12:40 pm: Spontaneous nosebleed in McDonald's bathroom. Left with pockets trailing toilet paper after what looked like my period.

6:00 pm: Walked into a restaurant full of gays with bits of toilet paper all over my face. No one informed me of this until 30 minutes into the meal. I'd desperately used it to mop the sweat off of my face after a walk in the 20,000 degree heat.


Ur-spo said...

Come to Arizona, Dearie, I'll show you some real heat!

Elizabeth said...

Just livin' the dream, right?

Jill said...

Sounds horrible...

ayeM8y said...

Really a mullet?

What a horrible day. Let's never speak of it again.