Mean Dirty Pirate.
Very exciting!
He couldn't have been more charming or handsome. He and his dashing gentleman friend were both so gracious. Mean Dirty, as one would expect, like any good Southerner, has loads and loads of fascinating stories. Among the most impressive, however, is his run in with none other than
the legendary Miss Mary Ann Mobley in a Colorado airport. I won't spoil the plot, but she was wearing chinchilla, I do believe.
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Did he let you fondle his beautiful buttocks?
THAT would be the gracious thing to do.
Now Mistress, really....
some things are just too beautiful to be touched...like Mary Ann Mobley.
I could work some chinchilla!
Perhaps Mean Dirty saw moi sashaying through the airport. Mary Ann and I both have had experience steadying older, drunk gentlemen companions while wrapped in chinchilla, so it's anybody's guess.
I honestly had such a great time meeting you Jason. Sorry to have been such a Chatty Cathy and to have gotten so sloppy drunk that I fell down that flight of stairs in the process chipping a tooth and then vomited all over your new shirt. It only occasionally happens these days. Next time I travel to New Orleans, we’ll lunch at the Gay Country Club and lounge around the pool in the nude displaying our balls to the other members.
Miss J is jealous of this hook-up.
Miss Janey and me both.
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