Nov 3, 2009

Thirty minutes ago:


Home late and hungry, I go to McDonald's.
Waiting to pay in the drive through, I halfway watch the driver of the car in front of me roll down her window and exchange money.

There seems to be a problem.
I can't quite hear.

Suddenly, the cashier opens the window and throws a small cup of
Hi C at the car with a hail of loose change.

A pause.
I turn off the NPR and listen.

The driver gets out of the car and brandishes her fists. Her Juicy Couture sweatsuit is wet
with red Hi C.
"Come on out hyuh, you throwed ass bitch! Come on out!" She screams, pulling frantically on the drive through window.
"You's that bitch that worked at grocery, ain't you? Come out here, punk ass scary bitch!"

In a split second the drive through window is ajar.
The driver has begun climbing through the window, head first, her Juicy Couture clad ass only just barely squeezing in.

I quickly pull out of the line and decide to cook tonight.

15 comments:

David said...

Wow, your mickey d's is more exciting than I've ever seen.

Donnie said...

You have GOT to be kidding!

Frontier Psychiatrist said...

I disagree--you had better not be kidding. Amazing story.

mrpeenee said...

Oh honey, you know when the Hi c goes to flying there's going to be some cutting soon.

How COULD you have left? I would have jumped out and run around to the counter so I could see better.

Ur-spo said...

they don't have such at Burger king.

Elizabeth said...

"Tonight on the eleven o'clock news: gunshots were fired at a local McDonalds. No one was killed, but a bystander, who was there to get dinner after working late, was injured in an unmentionable area of his body...."

I think you made a very sensible decision (though I'm dying to know what happened!).

Jill said...

Your making this up...right?! How do you see acts of ridiculously funny aggression almost every frigging day!! New Orleans needs to pump some lithium in the water like they do here in El Paso!

Hi C still exists?

jason said...
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jason said...

It is quite true.

Unfortunately, it was not a tranny
like the one who climbed through the drive through window a while back at the local Burger King.

govtdrone said...

Photos or it didn't happen!! :)

MJ said...

Did you witness any wig pulling?

Kim Hambric said...

Damn!

Now, at my McDonalds, everything is too nice. I go through the drive through and I'm cruising through too fast. I hand over the money, get my change, and before I can pull ahead to the second window, my bag is being dangled out of the window and shaken impatiently.

I'm sticking to MY McDonalds.

ilduce said...

I'm with Mr. Peenee! I would have stayed to find out how the story unfolded!!!!

jealous500 said...

i would had to get a closer look

Dean Grey said...

You're a smart man, Jason!

-Dean