I just got back from the most wonderful meeting with the fabulous
Mean Dirty Pirate.
He couldn't have been more charming or handsome. He and his dashing gentleman friend were both so gracious. Mean Dirty, as one would expect, like any good Southerner, has loads and loads of fascinating stories. Among the most impressive, however, is his run in with none other than
the legendary Miss Mary Ann Mobley in a Colorado airport. I won't spoil the plot, but she was wearing chinchilla, I do believe.