Oh lordy lou - that leaves me suicidal.
According to Wikipedia, she's 68! She doesn't look it. Actually, she doesn't look human.
if i lived closer, i would be your boyfriend...
Well, she's willing to go the distance. How much have you spent on plastic surgery?
yes, you do have a point there.
Don't feel too bad, Jason.Maybe she's just really, really, really good in bed.That must be the reason. It must be!-Dean
Gawd...Do I have come down there and take you out...again?I'm making two appointments at the freak show plastic surgery center immediately.I'm going for a grotesque look, I think you should go for horribly mangled and disfigured.
I like Mean Dirty Pirate...in fact, I really like typing Mean Dirty Pirate. For every pig there is a pig fucker, Jason...words of wisdom from my husband. Trust me...that guy has some issues. Your prince will come...bearing a tray of mint juleps, or something equally refreshing!
Ooh, she look like she been in a fight in McDonald's. And lost.
Looks like all of her airbags deployed.
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