"I pledge allegiance to the American Flag, and to the...."
(Vice Principal, on intercom, very slowly and hoarsely)
"ooo...she sound sick."
(concerned student)
"No.
She sound drunk."
(unconcerned student)
"Pft. You know that right.
(bemused Chocolate Hurricane's daughter)
Lorenzo’s Picks for the BEST Espadrilles for Spring 2024
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It’s the perrenial classic that never goes out of style! Nevertheless,
Lorenzo cracked his knuckles, rolled up his sleeves, and used all of his
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4 comments:
She’s a wealth of material. It’s funny because it’s probably true. It’s sad because she can recognize the difference over the intercom. It’s an odd coincidence though as I am able to recite the pledge of allegiance hoarsely and more precisely after drinking all day at Mardi Gras parades.
wish i could have been at mardi gras. sounds like great fun,and all those peepees!!!
I love your students.
your students are so smart...
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