"Hey, my auntie told me she saw your daddy the other night."
"Yeah?"
"She was at a bachelorette party. She say he did good.
(cackle of laughter)
"What his name again...Chocolate Hurricane?"
(bigger cackle of laughter)
"Yeah"
(rolls her eyes.)
"We ought to hire him for my birtday next week! You think he do it?"
(cackle of laughter)
"Prolly"
(Chocolate Hurricane's daughter snorts)
"'Shut up girl, I got to pay for your tuition!'"
(Chocolate Hurricane's daughter imitating a deep male voice)
(Another cackle of laughter)
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Did you get Chocolate Hurricane's number? I'm feeling generous and may want to contribute to this tuition fund.
I'm sorry, I just don't think "Chocolate Hurricane" sounds at all sexy. Sounds a bit too much like a variety of diarrhea.....
I'm with you, Elizabeth.
Hey, you have to admire Chocolate Hurricane! He cares enough to work hard to get his daughter an education. :)
But I'm with you guys, that's NOT a sexy name. It's a very fast, runny, explosive shit. :P
ok so I am totally with all of you on the chocolate choo choo hurricane train name sounding like dios-a-ria. But then what shall we suggest he change it too?
I was going to say "chocolate thunder" but then you can almost hear the flush followed by air freshner spray.
Perhaps you just can't take the word chocolate and add a weather term to it without tragic consequences:
Chocolate flood
Chocolate hail storm
Chocolate monsoon
Tropical depression of chocolate
Chocolate tsunami
Chocolate high pressure front
So far, I'm still seeing a lot of trouble that's gonna require a plunger.
I can hear it now: "I have to go, I feel some Chocolate Hurricane coming."
I think I've probably seen CH in the altogether in my previous life as an editor at Naked Man Magazine.
"Chocolate Hurricane" seems appropriate if the finale involves a twirly-bird lap dance. Just saying...
She daddy be special, huh?!
Miss Janey wants summa the Chocolate Hurricane at her next partay!
Then eat the deviled eggs, Miss J.
I can TOTALLY picture the girls...you got a good ear my friend!
Where was Chocolate Hurricane for my bachelorette party? I would have gladly supported a young woman's education. ;)
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