"I pledge allegiance to the American Flag, and to the...."
(Vice Principal, on intercom, very slowly and hoarsely)
"ooo...she sound sick."
She sound drunk."
"Pft. You know that right.
(bemused Chocolate Hurricane's daughter)
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