"I pledge allegiance to the American Flag, and to the...."
(Vice Principal, on intercom, very slowly and hoarsely)
"ooo...she sound sick."
(concerned student)
"No.
She sound drunk."
(unconcerned student)
"Pft. You know that right.
(bemused Chocolate Hurricane's daughter)
Style File: NOBODY WANTS THIS Star Kristen Bell in New York
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Nobody Wants This star Kristen Bell is out and about, serving pretty cute
looks to promote the show’s third season. Kristen Bell Lights the Empire
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She’s a wealth of material. It’s funny because it’s probably true. It’s sad because she can recognize the difference over the intercom. It’s an odd coincidence though as I am able to recite the pledge of allegiance hoarsely and more precisely after drinking all day at Mardi Gras parades.
wish i could have been at mardi gras. sounds like great fun,and all those peepees!!!
I love your students.
your students are so smart...
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