Girl, limping into class:
"Whew. I can't barely walk after all that marching."
"You need to put some pads in them shoes."
"No, I mean sanitary pads."
Helpful friend 2:
"Yeah. That's what the dance team do."
Unhelpful dance team member:
"Girl, I got a silicone cushion, a Dr. Scholl's and a maxi pad up in there, and it still hurt."