Feb 16, 2009

post parade

Girl, limping into class:
"Whew. I can't barely walk after all that marching."

Helpful friend:
"You need to put some pads in them shoes."

Limping girl:
"I did."

Helpful friend:
"No, I mean sanitary pads."

Helpful friend 2:
"Yeah. That's what the dance team do."

Unhelpful dance team member:
"Girl, I got a silicone cushion, a Dr. Scholl's and a maxi pad up in there, and it still hurt."

12 comments:

ilduce said...

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that line! Why, I'd have 17 cents....

Ur-spo said...

very unhelpful indeed.

ayem8y said...

...but does she have a ham sandwich up in there?

Michael Guy said...

What size boats we be talkin' about?

mrpeenee said...

How I miss carnival. Do go throw a brick at a float for me, would ya?

Elizabeth said...

Well, if her feet start bleeding I guess she's got it covered!

Fabulastic said...

Have you seen the post I did, ruby Jason? Would love to know what you think...

Tee hee

Jennifer Brooks said...

I remember those days like yesterday. The best foot pain is at Canal Street at the end of Thoth. Broadway to Canal St in Keds. We weren't that creative with maxi pads unfortunately.

Colleen said...

I wonder if I should install some maxi pads in my shoes before Spanish Town & NOLA this weekend. An ounce of prevention... plus they would absorb any booze or vomit that might splatter on my feet.

Miss Janey said...

Jason, Is it possible for you to keep a straight face during these exchanges?

MJ said...

Use Lightdays pads for those shorter jaunts to the corner store.

Salty Miss Jill said...

Dang, girl must have some big-ass shoes to be havin' three kinds of pads up in there.
A girl's gotta do what a gilr's gotta do.