Let's imagine you're wandering the canyons of industrial sized containers of tomato sauce and great mountains of toilet paper at Sam's Club, when you spot this walking towards you:
She's wheeling a buggy filled with paper products and hair spray.
At her side is her mate, a 60 something Chippendale-ish dancer, with frosted mullet and a denim shirt, the sleeves cut off (but you knew that already, right?)
Do you ask for autographs?
Cower in terror?
A little of both?
Of course, any native New Orleanian would be star struck. I was too star struck to do anything but gawk. I mean this is none other than the most famous 73 year old "burlesque performer" on Bourbon St., the legendary Chris Owens herself!
Of course, this is nothing compared to Dave's "throw down" with her a while back, but I'll take what I can get.
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