(proudly printed on recycled paper with "soy based ink")
Yeah, you can probably figure out the audience for this soy based rag...the faux bohemians who shop at Whole Foods.
Anyway, I flipped through the articles absent-mindedly while waiting for the rain to stop.
I flip through
"It's Never Too Late to Have a Functional Childhood,"
"MANopause. It's no joke. Men go through the change of life, too,"
"I hit a wall and traditional medicine just couldn't help. I found myself at 48 carrying around 70 pounds of body fat, not being able to get an erection, not feeling good, twice divorced and not in good shape at all.")
Then it's off to
"Have a Green Wedding"
"Seeking a Certified and Reputable Colon Hydrotherapist?"
Only to find
"Real Men Do Yoga"
Profiled in his article are a few local male yoga enthusiasts.
Here's a quote:
"A bicycling accident in Nepal proved to be a turning point for him. He recalls lying in the street, convinced he would die from the impact, feeling deep regret that death would prevent continued yoga practice."
I'm sorry, but I had to laugh aloud at that, though I'm sure the Whole Fooders didn't approve. No laughing allowed in the cathedral, you know.