Taken a picture completely naked? No one needs that.
Made out with a friend on your MySpace/Facebook page? Who wrote this, a twelve year old girl? (Not yet)
Danced in front of your mirror naked? No one needs that. (Yes)
Told a lie? Maybe.
Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Oh dear...all too much.
Been arrested? Almost...once. I dared a cop to arrest me. Thankfully he was intimidated enough by my craziness to not do it. He wasn't even cute.
Made out with someone of the same sex? Again, who wrote this? (Not nearly often enough)
Seen someone die? Yes
Slept in until 5pm? No. (4:59? Maybe)
Had sex at work? No. Not even an erotic thought.
Fallen asleep at work/school? Where I work, you sleep, you die.
Held a snake? Yes
Ran a red light? Yes
Been suspended from school? Nope
Totaled your car in an accident? Yes
Pole danced? Smoked? No. Yes.
Been fired from a job? Not quite. I was laid off once. And then Katrina came and I lost my job because the place was destroyed.
Sang karaoke? Yes. On a tabletop in fact. I believe it was to a medley of Cheryl Lynn and The Smiths.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes (answer a meme?)
Laughed until a drink came out your nose? all the time.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? is this a euphemism? (yes)
Kissed in the rain? No (but that does sound nice)
Sang in the shower? who hasn't?
Given your private parts a nickname? I'd rather a sobriquet.
Ever gone out without underwear? No one needs that.
Sat on a roof top? all the time
Played chicken? ridiculous.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No
Broken a bone? Popped one? Broken? No. Popped? I'm not sure.
Mooned/flashed someone? No one needs that either.
Shaved your head? Not yet.
Slept naked? once or twice. Not all it's cracked up to be.
Played a prank on someone? all the time.
Had a gym membership? No
Felt like killing someone? Not really
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? No, and that's the sad part.
Cried over someone you were in love with? Yes
Had sex more than 10 times in one day? maybe
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? I did actually!
Been in a band? I wish.
Subscribed to Maxim? Who wrote this?
Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol? at once? No
Shot a gun? Yes
Had sex today? No
Played strip poker? No
Tripped on mushrooms? No
Donated Blood? Yes...and even had to lie to do it (they refused to accept blood from gay men)
Video taped yourself having sex? No one needs that.
Eaten alligator meat? Frog legs? Of course
Ever jump out of an airplane? No
Have you been to more than 10 countries? I wish.
Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend? Not really
Musical Monday: WHITE CHRISTMAS
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Darlings, it’s time once again for our annual Christmas tradition (now in
its 18th year, if you can believe it), the perennial “White Christmas,”
done up...
5 comments:
Sweetie, you are such a good sport, making it all the way through the world's most inane list of questions. I have to say, some (a very few) broke out of the dull pack. "Have you ever pole danced?" I'll have to get back to you on that.
Looking forward to that, Mr. P.
(though the pictures are all over the web already)
I need to hear more about the cop-daring thing.
Sex at work -- seriously? No nun fantasies?
I also would like to hear more about your tabletop karaoke thing.
"Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No"
Well, we can take of that the next time you're at my house.
"Donated Blood? Yes...and even had to lie to do it (they refused to accept blood from gay men)"
When was this?
1. I was mad. You wouldn't like me when I'm mad.
2.Michael's house. Mardi Gras. Drunk from Peppermint Schnapps. You should have gone.
3.I have been in your pool in all my clothes come to think of it.
4.after 9/11 and since
1. Not enough detail.
2. DAMN! I miss some of the best parties.
3. But you weren't pushed.
4. SERIOUSLY? OMG! Is this standard practice all over? I thought maybe you were talking about 20 ignorant years ago or something. I'm appalled.
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