beadazzled

Just a few of the uses I've seen around town for wayward Mardi Gras beads

decorating the railings

Decorating the palm trees

discouraging hipsters

Filling in potholes

let's go for a walk!

Yesterday, some friends and I took a little walk to the record store.


(why yes, you did read that right. And yes, it is 2014. 

I think.) 

Anywho, like any such quixotic quest, it was absolutely fraught with danger.

Walking through Bywater on a beautiful Sunday afternoon, addled by one too many bloody marys, we seemed to encounter horror after horror:

Rudolph prepared for a Christmas sacrifice.

The cactus of the severed heads of Santa

Scary Claus

Something scarier still.  You just know she's the mastermind behind Rudolph's death.

Thank Santa for small miracles

And big cocks