"I don't know. I just don't know about him, you know...?"
(friend earnestly laments over his boy trouble)
"Oh puh-lease. All anybody gotta do to date you is shave their asshole...or wax it...or take care of that business some kinda way. Oh, and know how to cook."
(female friend frustratedly exclaims over the hummus)
"Yeah. That's true."
(friend admits)
photo courtesy of hummus eating hotties.com
5 comments:
I watched Graham Norton speak of the triple crown. The waxing of the back, sack and crack. OUCH!!!
doesnt anyone like a good old hairy hole anymore?
I'm telling you for the last time, quit stalking me and eavesdropping on my private (parts) conversation!
I love that there is a site called Hummus Eating Hotties!
Colleen, I know, me too!
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