Oh, what a proud day for my home town...Michael K at D-listed has chosen
New Orleans' greatest gift to the world, Miss Chris Owens herself, as his "Hot Slut of the Day"!
There will be a parade.
The poet of our age writes:
"Dita Von Teese can stay sitting in her giant champagne glass, because this is the real queen of burlesque right here. If the glamorous vampire from Peru La Tigresa del Oriente bit into the precious neck of Cher impersonator Chad Michaels, the end result would look just like Chris Owens!
According to Wikipedia, Chris Owens has been dazzling audiences in New Orleans since the 1960s, but I think they are totally off with their dates. This is obviously a ravishing creature that seduced the troops when New Orleans was captured during the civil war. Those legs kicked up and down the bayou as the city burned!"
You can read about one of my close encounters of the fabulous kind here