So yesterday, I'm driving down Tulane Ave, just past the crack motels, near the Burger King, on my way to buy some Draino, when I see something that almost surprises me.
But not quite.
I realize, "oh hey...isn't that that guy...that guy who's always showing off his penis?"
And indeed it was.
It was the guy who's always showing off his penis in bromantic comedies. He was earnestly emoting in front of a camera, his torso sticking out of the sunroof of an expensive silver sports car (For once, I couldn't see his penis, alas).
The car was stationary on a slowly rolling flatbed trailer. A small police escort was in front of them. The camera crew was filming him, his arm outstretched, his hair waving in the wind.
His name (Jason Segel) didn't dawn on me until I got home, and then I learned that they're filming yet another such slacker bromance(?).
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