Birthday Sluts - Jeff Goldblum (65) Sofia Vassilieva (25) Jonathan Lipnicki (27) Zac Hanson (32) Michael Fishman (36) Jon Foreman (41) Jesse Tyler Ferguson (42) Carmen Ejog...
May 7, 2010
"As the ideal male figure slims down to a wriggling indie nothing, so too must boy fashion mannequins. It's a new trend! A 27-inch-waist mannequin will soon hit our shores, sending all but the twinkiest into a shame spiral. Payback?"
Ain't ever happening here...but maybe I have a chance for the hair: