Swantegic advertising

Every other time I visit facebook, their ever omniscient robots keep posting this ad just for me, so I can't miss it.
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Cosmetic Surgery for Men

New and improved procedures provide men the means to look and feel their best

Are you worried about getting passed over for a promotion because you look tired or aged? Is your body just not responding to diet and exercise the way it used to? Cosmetic procedures are a great option for men who want to feel confident about their appearance at work and at play. The Swan Center for Plastic Surgery has a team of dedicated surgeons who offer a number of procedures to solve common problems

• - removing unwanted fat
• - rejuvenating the face
• - tightening and trimming the waistline
• - reshaping the nose
• - gynecomastia correction

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OMG, nothing will ruin a day like an early morning ad for "gynecomastia correction".

Clearly the internet gods are trying to tell me something.
 
ahem

Of course I can't help but wonder if it's the same prestigious Swan Center for Low Self Esteem that we all remember so fondly:





Frankly, I wish I could get ads fromThe Miss Swan Center. How come those robots can't figure that out?