So, some personal ad I'd forgotten I had sent a list of "scientifically" calculated matches to my spam folder the other day.
Right under the (biologically female?) meth hooker from rural Tennessee was Prince Charming himself:
It'd never work out, I'm afraid. I'd always be jealous.
Tiffany Titan by Pharrell Williams Collection Launch Event Red Carpet
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The stars came out to model diamonds at the Tiffany Titan by Pharrell
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...and I'd always be jealous of you BOTH!
I'd go with the meth head hooker, but that's just me, always a sucker for a good time.
You're just being too picky, Jason, and don't realize a catch when you see one!
-Dean
You don't know where that finger's been.
Is it because you are afraid of white well dressed men?
How can I ever find a man with competition like this!!
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