Guys who are not really very cute, but who are really , really persistent and it's easier to just to go along with it, but then you're sort of stuck and when you make an excuse about picking your mother up at the airport just so you can escape, they get all pouty and then when you run into them in the backroom of the Phoenix Bar you're embarrassed and you start wondering if it would just be easier to be a lesbian.
Musical Monday: WHITE CHRISTMAS
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Darlings, it’s time once again for our annual Christmas tradition (now in
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Cookie has, for some time now, thought about closing up shop on this blog.
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I don’t know what is going on with WordPress, the application which
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Gawker.com is shutting down today, Monday 22nd August, 2016, some 13 years
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raccoons.
Guys who think my name is "Jeff," possibly because that's what I told them.
Guys who are not really very cute, but who are really , really persistent and it's easier to just to go along with it, but then you're sort of stuck and when you make an excuse about picking your mother up at the airport just so you can escape, they get all pouty and then when you run into them in the backroom of the Phoenix Bar you're embarrassed and you start wondering if it would just be easier to be a lesbian.
Betty White
"A rubber doll... a pillow... a Ziploc bag of warm liver..."
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Innumerable...
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