Sep 9, 2012

Swantegic advertising

Every other time I visit facebook, their ever omniscient robots keep posting this ad just for me, so I can't miss it.

Cosmetic Surgery for Men

New and improved procedures provide men the means to look and feel their best

Men's Plastic Surgery
Are you worried about getting passed over for a promotion because you look tired or aged? Is your body just not responding to diet and exercise the way it used to? Cosmetic procedures are a great option for men who want to feel confident about their appearance at work and at play. The Swan Center for Plastic Surgery has a team of dedicated surgeons who offer a number of procedures to solve common problems
  • - removing unwanted fat
  • - rejuvenating the face
  • - tightening and trimming the waistline
  • - reshaping the nose
  • - gynecomastia correction

OMG, nothing will ruin a day like an early morning ad for "gynecomastia correction".

Clearly the internet gods are trying to tell me something.

Of course I can't help but wonder if it's the same prestigious Swan Center for Low Self Esteem that we all remember so fondly:

Frankly, I wish I could get ads fromThe Miss Swan Center. How come those robots can't figure that out?


normadesmond said...

ah, miss swan...we did love her.

Hollywood forever, Kevin said...

Why oh why , do people do it!!