Cosmetic Surgery for Men
New and improved procedures provide men the means to look and feel their best
Are you worried about getting passed over for a promotion because you look tired or aged? Is your body just not responding to diet and exercise the way it used to? Cosmetic procedures are a great option for men who want to feel confident about their appearance at work and at play. The Swan Center for Plastic Surgery has a team of dedicated surgeons who offer a number of procedures to solve common problems
- - removing unwanted fat
- - rejuvenating the face
- - tightening and trimming the waistline
- - reshaping the nose
- - gynecomastia correction
OMG, nothing will ruin a day like an early morning ad for "gynecomastia correction".
Clearly the internet gods are trying to tell me something.
Of course I can't help but wonder if it's the same prestigious Swan Center for Low Self Esteem that we all remember so fondly:
Frankly, I wish I could get ads fromThe Miss Swan Center. How come those robots can't figure that out?