1851 Horacio and Lionel: Broke up after Lionel broke Horacio's second favorite Sevres epergne in a pique of rage. |
1861: Nathaniel and Ezra: Broke up over the issue of slavery and states' rights (and Ezra's jungle fever ) |
1870: Edgar and Thomas: Broke up over the heated case of bustles and postiches. |
1885: George and William and Marcus and John: Broke up to become George and John and William and Marcus. |
1890: Aaron and Jed: Broke up when Jed became a vegan. |
1919: Lloyd and Calvin and Jonathan: Broke up when Jonathan married Alice |
1945: Peter and Glenn: Broke up after one too many alcoholic rages |
1950: Robert and Bud: Broke up at 5 a.m. when Bud woke up. |
11 comments:
I LOVE this post!!!
And they say it's gettin' better???
Brilliant post!
Hugs
-Jon
Fuck, you make me laugh! I almost sent that with bad punctuation...it would have been a totally different comment.
Yeah, that last sounds familar
Oh, Bud. Haven't we all known him?
go to 'the art of manliness' and look up their essay on buddy portraits; it is an interesting reading on these old photos.
soup to nuts, poifect.
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.
Those two in the chaps are very wooley, indeed.
Do you have any gossip on what went wrong with Tonto and the Lone Ranger?
What about Captain Kangaroo and Mr. Green Jeans?
The Captain always said that Mr. Green Jeans had more talent in his little pinky than anyone else in the world.
Do you happen to have Mr. Green Jeans telephone number?
What about Tonto's?
Mean Dirty:
a. Yes, I think it's 867-5309
b. from what a friend of a friend of mine told me Tonto claimed that he just couldn't compete with Silver...in the sack. Sad, really.
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