Sep 4, 2012

Rest stop Exodus

Well, I could bore you all with an epic bitchfest of Biblical proportions about my long exodus, wandering the desert of rural Louisiana while plunged into darkness, without electricity for a full freaking week...in August...in New Orleans...but I won't.

For now.

I will say this much, however, I am always reminded by my sojourns in the Kuntry exactly why meth seems to have such a sweet siren's song.

Anyway, in lieu of bitching, here are a few random pictures from my cellphone of some of the many rest stop bathrooms I found myself in along the way.

You're welcome.


Fairies on the gas station men's room's wall.  
Fairies on the wall, but not one glory hole. What is this world coming to????
Chocolate vending machine next to mens room in the tourist center

Condom and "Horny Goat Weed" vending machine in truck stop men's room. 
Chocolate or Horny Goat Weed? Hmmm....tough decision.

Handy dandy toilet stall scale, to weigh yourself after you've... um... lost a few pounds, I guess.
Rough approximation of hot redneck  
(who would have surely killed me if I 
had dared take a photo of him) washing his best camo 
t-shirt in the men's room sink. Bless his heart.


                                         




14 comments:

mistress maddie said...

Glad to hear your alright honey!!!! Love the pictures, and what a deal at 75 cents for climax control!!! I do believe I would have stocked up!

savannah said...

xoxoxoxo for you, sweetpea! where are you now? stay safe. xoxo

Princess said...

So Glad that you have survived the ordeal darling...

I'm loving the redneck "almost porn"

At least you have had some points of interest to ponder in the wilderness...

normadesmond said...

redneck: delightful!

glad you're accounted for!

Muscato said...

Quelle relief, caro, that,in the words of Mrs. Ritchie, you made it thro-o-o-ugh. Look forward to more storm tales.

Ur-spo said...

the horny goat weed is not to be trusted.

Thombeau said...

Glad you're okay, sweetie! And hope you found that special glory hole.

ayeM8y said...

Nice to know that you are safe and sound. I won't even try to compare and contrast stories but suffice to say, I dodged the bullet.

We still have October, November and December to get through...

mrpeenee said...

I'm delighted to hear you're ok. I had pictured washed out into the Gulf on top of some nun, paddling aimlessly.

MJ said...

So relieved to hear that you kept your head above water.

Margaret said...

Was your mother with you?

Jon said...

No electricity for a whole week???

...great opportunity to learn French!

Ask the Cool Cookie said...

Thank GOD you are OK. You even got your own post on Doing Hard Time in Shaker Heights to the effect that I was worried sick about you, as I was. I even told the rough trade boy fellating me last night just that.

Joseph the Butler said...

glad you're back, and didn't get beaten up by those rednecks.