Alert the Smithsonian!
Remember back in the ancient of days when this had to suffice for gay porn?
Oh, the pity of it all.
The pity of it all.
Anyway, let's take a look, shall we?
|The appliqued black shirt. Sadly the cover looks like the "classiest" thing about the whole catalog.|
|Striped bellbottoms. In the 90s. Let that just sink in, will you.|
|One detail too many on each of these. Ok, maybe twelve details too many.|
|Who doesn't need a sleeveless linen shirt? Or pukka shells.|
|The ubiquitous extra long 90s suit. Now seen only on black men d'un certain âge. In lemon.|
|The classic leather trench coat. It's a "staple" Isn't this what they wore at Columbine?|
|Two of the most hideous shirts I've ever seen. In lemon.|
|How many Orlons had to die for this?|
|And, of course, the classic linen overalls. You know you need them|