So, some personal ad I'd forgotten I had sent a list of "scientifically" calculated matches to my spam folder the other day.
Right under the (biologically female?) meth hooker from rural Tennessee was Prince Charming himself:
It'd never work out, I'm afraid. I'd always be jealous.
Salma Hayek and Francois Pinault at the ‘Fondazione Cini, Isola Di San
Giorgio’ in Venice
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Because there’s nothing we love more in the world than telling billionaires
they have no style. Unfortunately, Mr. and Mrs. Fashion, aka Francois-Henri
P...
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...and I'd always be jealous of you BOTH!
I'd go with the meth head hooker, but that's just me, always a sucker for a good time.
You're just being too picky, Jason, and don't realize a catch when you see one!
-Dean
You don't know where that finger's been.
Is it because you are afraid of white well dressed men?
How can I ever find a man with competition like this!!
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