Jan 9, 2010

spot on (part deux)

So, some personal ad I'd forgotten I had sent a list of "scientifically" calculated matches to my spam folder the other day.

Right under the (biologically female?) meth hooker from rural Tennessee was Prince Charming himself:




It'd never work out, I'm afraid. I'd always be jealous.

6 comments:

Kevin said...

...and I'd always be jealous of you BOTH!

mrpeenee said...

I'd go with the meth head hooker, but that's just me, always a sucker for a good time.

Dean Grey said...

You're just being too picky, Jason, and don't realize a catch when you see one!

-Dean

MJ said...

You don't know where that finger's been.

Fabulastic said...

Is it because you are afraid of white well dressed men?

Michael Rivers said...

How can I ever find a man with competition like this!!