Bottle of Upper 10, circa 1960(?)
Found: in a cache of other vintage bottles, exposed by low water on the banks of a small bayou outside of Baton Rouge.
Currently: on my windowsill, holding a sprig of stolen rosemary from the neighbors.
Decapitated angel.
Found: backyard, buried in the sand. Smelling strangely of vanilla.
Currently: impaled on a stake in the garden, as a warning to other rogue cherubs.
Pristine pair of Foster Grants.
Found: Target parking lot.
Currently: on my face.
"Crazy Penis" Cd, title scrawled in what seems to be lipstick.
Found: corner of Coliseum and 6th street.
Disappointingly, neither porn nor psychotic-woman-scorned created revenge. Actual band. Electronic-ish music.
Currently: in my car.
10 comments:
scavengers are hot.
dear me !
such findings!
Soul sister! I found a pair of Ray Bans just like that once.
I like the sunglasses.
I was about to google this band "Crazy Penis." Then I thought better of it.
I hope you thoroughly disinfected everything, Jason. Especially the Crazy Penis.
I actually have a few of their songs on electronica compilations from the late 1990's...not bad.
Crazy penis- its that thing bumping up against your leg.
I’m curious about Upper 10? Is that a Louisiana label or was it national? Is the bottle upwards of 10 inches? Umm 10 inches...
It's actually national.
I did a bit of research on it. Seems it tasted (tastes?) like Sprite.
I saw a bottle similar, but in better condition being offered for sale online for a fair amount of money.
And why yes, I think it *is* around 10 inches. You just don't know how tired I get of saying that.
Oh, and you're right....Crazy Penis is actually not bad.
(something else I tire of saying too often)
i had upper 10 as a kid. very refreshing. crazy penis...what does that sound like???
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