Apparently, Jersey has a direct pipeline to Marrero, because this is exactly how it was (ok, is) there. There's some Buddha-level insight going on here. For example:
"Women always have a strike up on men. We've always got our bodies (if you keep it in shape) and we've always got the check to cash."
Found by way of dlisted and Colleen and probably a million other sites too. I'm sure it'll spread like wildfire.