"Why I Live at the P.O." It's one of my very favorites.
Here's the beginning:
"I WAS GETTING ALONG FINE with Mama, Papa-Daddy and Uncle Rondo until my sister Stella-Rondo just separated from her husband and came back home again. Mr. Whitaker! Of course I went with Mr. Whitaker first, when he first appeared here in China Grove, taking "Pose Yourself" photos, and Stella-Rondo broke us up. Told him I was one-sided. Bigger on one side than the other, which is a deliberate, calculated falsehood: I'm the same. Stella-Rondo is exactly twelve months to the day younger than I am and for that reason she's spoiled..."
If you haven't already, read the rest here
(which I'm pretty sure no one will...but anyway...)
5 comments:
Such a fabulous, fabulous story. Ever since a certain Simpsons episode, the phrase "Coming, Eudora!" has become a catchphrase in my circle...
And doesn't every family have a Stella-Rondo?
yeay! you read it.
And indeed....every family does.
she's a great writer! like her...
I remember this story for school; we had a recording of it; I thought it hilarious to the point I was choking.
Ah, urspo....I did my own interpretation of it for class,
complete with voices.
They especially liked my Papa Daddy.
Though I seemed to make him sound a bit too much like Foghorn Leghorn. My reading it was the only way they seemed to get the humor.
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