Musical Monday: WHITE CHRISTMAS
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Darlings, it’s time once again for our annual Christmas tradition (now in
its 18th year, if you can believe it), the perennial “White Christmas,”
done up...
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I often vomit on guys so that I can meet them. Nothing to serious and staining just enough to get his interest and phone number. Also a small stuffed toy stuffed in the crotch of my pants never hurts either.
"A book with an unusual title"...
I had limited success with "The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories".
You know, leaning over a shoving my face in his lap has always worked for me. So what if the other people on the bus don't like it? Who asked them?
I think they should make a ferocious pounce.
I’m incorporating the face /crotch shove and the ferocious pounce into my pick-up repertoire immediately.
Love how it ends inexplicably with that perky music and the words "Everything is TERRIBLE!" That's dating for ya!
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