I often vomit on guys so that I can meet them. Nothing to serious and staining just enough to get his interest and phone number. Also a small stuffed toy stuffed in the crotch of my pants never hurts either.
"A book with an unusual title"...I had limited success with "The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories".
You know, leaning over a shoving my face in his lap has always worked for me. So what if the other people on the bus don't like it? Who asked them?
I think they should make a ferocious pounce.
I’m incorporating the face /crotch shove and the ferocious pounce into my pick-up repertoire immediately.
Love how it ends inexplicably with that perky music and the words "Everything is TERRIBLE!" That's dating for ya!
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